Lol Smiddy.
That's not vinyl, it's those fake wood floor boards (dunno what they're called in English...)
Ah yes the left hand....now do I hold my coffee with the left hand because I'm left handed, or because I'm snapping the picture with my phone in my dominant hand?
And yeah, I'm white as can be. Maybe my fake name on here may give some impression as to which region in the world I'm from.
Then again, over the years I have already divulged enough information about myself on here and in the exjw reddit that enable a good spy to identify me. Together with other random stuff on the internet I think you should be able to find my full name, city of residence, and schooling and work details, and family tree.